Why can't I be sick with a cold?

[riari]

I hate you stomach virus-whatever this is. I hate you so. Ugh, I've spent more time in bed today than out. I think. And this really, really annoying persistant headache won't go away.

Thank goodness for jello. It's the most substantial thing I've really eaten all day. Except for those two pieces of candy. Hopefully I won't regret those.

And now, chicken broth.

This stuff better be over with quickly. If not, doctor on wednesday.