Why are you even asking?

[riari]

No, stupid customers. I cannot price match EBAY!

It is an auction site! You don't ask retailers to price match an auction site!

idiots.

Comments

[sarcastic-elf.livejournal.com]

What you need to do next time is find something that has an ultra-high bid and say you'll meet that price.

[nikkicub.livejournal.com]

They believe they are being clever, a trickster on a par with Coyote or Br'er Rabbit. They will pull a fast one on us by attempting to invoke Price Match on a boxset that can be found used for $10 (because no DVD player known to man will play the damaged DVDs actually being auctioned).

Br'er Fox wins this time, kids.

Abd don't forget! Hentai means Dangerous Person, 'cause the almighty t-shirt says so!

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ZOMGLJ! AH STALK U!